At Last There Is Nothing Left To Say - Matthew Good
This page lists all the stories in Matthew Good's first book, At last there is nothing left to say. It also links to the stories that are on Matthew Good's site (Matthewgood.org) that are in this book.
There's probably something I should tell you though.
This book has one story on 3/4 of the page, while another runs on the other 1/4 of the page. I've named them First Half and Second Half
I didn't write these stories, and if anyone wants this removed, Just email sarah AT atypicalife DOT net and I'll take it down right away. Otherwise, enjoy.
Amazon listing, Insomniac Press Listing, One and two book reviews.
As a fan, My personal favorites are The Handbook, The Night Opus, Water World II, The Ditches On A Long Road Home and well... all of them.
First Half:
Francis I
How Stupid the World? Let's find out
Are You Ready To Rumble?
WaterWorld II
Porno Safari ACHTUNG!
This product contains elements of dirtiness. Pregnant women, Presbyterians, and those easily persuaded to climb inside of coin-operated tumble dryers should not ride this ride.
Drunk pilot seeks drunk copilot for unsuccessful transatlantic flight. Box #214
Step Right Up. There's Something Happening Here...
5 Things to Remember While Intoxicated on Motion Sickness Pills. (Part 1: Condensed Research, 1989-1999)
How Debbie Parks Drowned in Cherry Jell-O
Techniques for Faking Multiple Personality Disorders During Criminal Trials
Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arazona
Should've Been A Super Villian
The Killing Of Matthew Good
The Magic Goats Of Presto Island
Television
Between sleep and awake there is a taco stand called nothing. Can I take your order?
Beyond this Place Behind the Stars
Homeless
The Purple Switch
Turning The 2000 Clock
The Ditches On A Long Road Home
The Man With the Hole in His Head
Have You Seen Me? I've Looked Everywhere
How Come There's Never Been a Weapon of Mass Destruction on a Wheaties Box?
Todd & Matt go to Las Vegas with a porn star that will remain nameless for reasons of libel. The Directors Cut
Milton Hadley
The Night Opus
The Commoners Guide To Suicide
Francis Revisited
Second Half:
Disorientation
I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER
MATTOPIA Trouble Abound in Wonderland
The Disneyland Bit
10 Thing I Would Love to See but Know I Never Will
How's That Idiocy Coming By The Way?
Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so quiet. We sit here stranded, Though we all do our best to deny it
Banned From This Book: Controversy's Ceaseless Assault Continues
Invaluable Inventions Of The 20th Century: numbers 49 through 86
Immesurable Losses Of The 20th Century: numbers 4 through 6
The Pitfalls Of Being Marty
My story
The Handbook
Thanks For Flying With Us!
The Mega Track 2000
Wavering
You Can't Fool the Childern of the Revolution. Can You?
I will destroy. You will obey.
Things I Love To Say But Can't
If I were to start my own country I would
If I were allowed to do anything I wanted in one day, I would
You Can Tell Them I'm Coming. And Hell's Coming With Me
That Whole Opium/Talking Animals Thing
Seems I cant find everything on the site. Oh well. If you've found anything else on this list, Let me know (Email stated above) and I'll add it. I think, if you are really motivated, You can probably find whatever is missing at Near Fantastica.com, But I haven't checked, So I guess I don't really know, now do I?